Merry Christmas

Yay! It's nearly Christmas. It's the best season of the year. The carols. The cold weather. Celebrations. Me likey.

I like Everything about Christmas except one thing: Santa Clause.

Yes.

He's evil. Here are my reasons why i hate him:

both wear red and live in extreme climates

both are in competition with Jesus

they both inspire greed

Both are always watching!! ALWAYS!!

They see you when you're sleeping...

They both have minions

there both the same person! there names are anagrams for each other

They both punish you if you're bad.

Well, merry Christmas!

Rough Day

Did you ever experience you give all you got but people just keep raining on your parade? I do. A lot of times.

"Is this the only job you have? follow up one piece of paper?' One Project Manager shouted those words to me. I was shocked. Surprised that I didn't know what to do but shook my head and headed upstairs. I got offended. A bit. And quite embarrassed, too since a lot of people heard that. I only wanted his signature as per our ISO auditing.

Strike One.

During lunchtime, I said something unlikely to my officemate and up until now, she's giving me a cold shoulder. If there's one thing I hate is that one of my officemates will never speak to me and then spread rumors about me doing nothing inside the office which in fact, I did many. That's why I'm hired, right? So, maybe tomorrow, I'll expect another cold treatment from my officemate which happens to be my desk mate which I share my lunch and coffee breaks with. Sigh. Tear dropping.

Strike Two.

My boss. You know her. I think I mentioned her a lot of times already in my blog. I like her as a boss. But I think she doesn't like me. She knows everything except one thing - my job. I AM A NURSE. Our office boy is sick today so as a quote, "company nurse," end quote, I need to take care of him. Fine. I'll do that. AND STILL, SHE KEEPS ON RAVING ABOUT MY NURSING INTERVENTIONS - take his medications, take his temperature, do this, do that, OF COURSE I KNOW THAT! YOU DON'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT. I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AND I'M A LICENSED NURSE. At least I kept cool and comfortable and walked out of the office. Thank God for toilets, they're my sanctuary. I can weep there. I can pray there. I can even call my mom there. Total Seclusion.

Strike Three.

My boss interviewed a girl in the office hours ago. The girl's good. Too good. She speaks well. Fluent. Eloquent. And she's got poise in answering all questions my boss threw at her. I knew it. She will be the new HR Coordinator. She will replace me.

Im out.

Slurp Day 1: The Awakening

So I've been very excited about my new protein shake and going to the gym every other day. That's the reason why I bought a magazine about having great abs. It's called The Truth about Six Pack Abs.

Actually, I just downloaded it somewhere. I didn't buy them. However, I bought an aerobic ball as one of the gym equipment mentioned in the magazine.

As for the Protein shake, I opened it and it really tasted like caramel toffee. Sweet. Unfortunately, I don't know what kind of water to use - cold or warm. I also don't know when to drink it. There's only one person who can answer that.

Mr. Google.

I searched the internet fast enough not to get caught on the CCTV. By the way, the camera is just above me. Talk about openness, no privacy. Nevertheless, I got my answer. Before exercise and after exercise. But since I just ate today, I will probably drink it after I'm done sweating out.

The gym closes at 11 o' clock and it's still 8 so I will be there at 10. I assume there will be lots of people there desperately trying to grow a six-pack,too. I hope I won't doze off.

Desperate me,

Paul

Slurp

Whenever I am alone (or feel to be alone), I imagine stuff. Imagining stuff is fun, especially if it won't come true. Like for example, when I was sitting on the toilet this morning, I imagine myself having this six-pack abs and carrying those big guns on my shoulders. However, I think to myself, I can't do that.

Wait. I think I can.

Steroids? Too risky.

Gym? Too expensive.

Home Gym. Too lazy.

See. It's better to imagine than do it. But as I noticed my bulging tummy hanging around my waist. I need to act fast. I don't want to be fat. Period. I don't have any issues on fat people because some of my friends are fat. My dad's has a big tummy. :)

What if I have a perfect body to die for, I imagined again. When I do have one, I probably would go to the beach everyday and take my shirt off and, you got the point.

So I acted fast. I really, really, acted fast.

After office hours, I went immediately to a shop selling Whey Proteins. Goodness, I want one of them big bottles babies since I was 10. As stupid as I am, I asked the seller if it will make my body bigger. He told me he's selling supplements, not steroids. Good answer.

24 grams of protein awesomeness!

So I need to exercise AND drink those protein shakes after all. Sigh.

Too late to remorse, I already bought one BIG (as in) bottle of a Whey Protein with Coffee Caramel flavor. Sweet. I have to open it tomorrow though because I went to the gym yesterday. I need to have 3 sessions per week so that I can obtain those wash-board abs. (what's a wash board abs, by the way?)

Yumminess Paul. :)

Qatar Dream

Okay, you all now know that Qatar won the 2022 FIFA world Cup Bid. The dream they keep on dreaming since I was uncircumcised. They finally got it.

For them: Hooray. For me: meh.

Congratulations, by the way Qatar for winning.

I just don't care anyway. :)

It's because I don't like sports and I don't have a sport.

Lens

Yay!

Purchased an underwater camera last night and boy it was so cool! I haven't tried it underwater though since I'm in a desert Country. Darn it. That's why they had it on sale. Nevertheless, I managed to test it in the bath tub which I had a little doubt about the product thinking it will get soaked and ruin the warranty and it will die out. Silly me.

I tested it and the photos were not really as good as my SLR (duh!). But it's handy and portable and I like the colors. They have 6 colors but I only got the yellow/gold one. I like the green one which the last piece was sold to a Qatari.

The best thing about the sale was it included a photo printer! it was so awesome that I peed my pants a bit when I printed my chauvinistic pose image and it came out great. It comes with a 4-gig SD card and a lot of Photo Papers as well.

When I get back to the Philippines, I have to try this baby. Beaches, here I come.

handy,right?