Merry Christmas

Yay! It's nearly Christmas. It's the best season of the year. The carols. The cold weather. Celebrations. Me likey.

I like Everything about Christmas except one thing: Santa Clause.

Yes.

He's evil. Here are my reasons why i hate him:

both wear red and live in extreme climates

both are in competition with Jesus

they both inspire greed

Both are always watching!! ALWAYS!!

They see you when you're sleeping...

They both have minions

there both the same person! there names are anagrams for each other

They both punish you if you're bad.

Well, merry Christmas!