So I had this dream. A not so scary one. I had to blog* it so that I'm not gonna forget it and to tell you people how dreams can be stupid sometimes. It's supposed to be a nightmare but it was very funny so it's a nightmare-comedy-ish type of a situation. The succeeding story can be quite stupid.
It was midnight and I'm with my friends joy riding. we made our way across the shallow swamp pass the bridge and suddenly our bus stopped. There were people gathering around our vehicle and broke one of the mirrors of the bus and reached one of my friends. She got stolen by men wearing white robes. They raped her and after that they tore her to pieces. She screamed and my other 4 friends also screamed and cried but we can't do anything. She was then being eaten and we somehow saw her body getting smaller and smaller.
"Quick! here!" said a friend. "'I've got a magic carpet!"
Hahahah. I can't stop laughing while posting. Sheesh! A magic carpet daw oh? Anyway...
We hopped on the magic carpet and one of the white men threw a sword at us and impaled one of my friends' head got killed immediately. My other friends saw it and screamed. Some teary-eyed and scared but I wasn't because I keep singing "A Whole New World." You know, Aladdin? Carpet? You get the point. Now only three of us left. As the silence grew louder, I can now feel the hellish scream and the groaning and the horror sinking in. I was now the scared and frightened. All of us were.
We managed to "park" our "ride" on a nearby McDonald's Drive-thru Fast food Chain. The place was eerie. So quiet you can feel the squeaking sound of... One Quarter Pounder,please. Large Coke DIET and Large fries. More catsup. On sachets!! Okay?We sat and we, I mean, I ate. My friends barely touched their servings. After I wiped my face with a clean tissue paper, the men in white robes followed us and entered the eatery. They ordered steaks and cotton candy with onion rings. The grumpy Asian cashier told them that onion rings are not made of onions but humans and they ran out of them human meats so they killed one of my friends and made them into rings . Blood spattered everywhere and they made it into ketchup. They dipped my onion-made friend into his own blood and devoured him ring by ring. It was gross, I tell you. After that, Marimar joined the pack and also ate the human rings. She made the big ol' men happy by dancing on their laps.
As they're busy lap dancing, we slipped inside the kitchen to the staff door and immediately went into the magic carpet and I was awaken by a beeping sound. The alarm clock really did a good job.
See, it's stupid. I don't what happened to me after that. I want to know if I slayed a dragon, found a suitable partner, blah blah blah. Maybe I'll continue this again tonight.
Marimar FTW,
Sergio
*thanks to yoyen gonzaga for her great idea
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